Why did Janeen go into the forest to find her parent?
– She wanted to find her family tree.
What would you eat while watching a scary movie?
– I scream
What kind of flower buys a Father’s Day card?
– A sunflower
Why did Sheila put her pennies in a circle?
– To make ends meet
Where did Sally take her pet bees for fun?
– The wax museum
What can you steal and not get in trouble?
– 2nd Base
Why did Janeen eat her test?
– Her teacher said it was a piece of cake
How does the moon clean the ice off its windshield?
– It uses a skyscraper
How did Julia stay cool during her baseball game?
– She stood with the fans
How did Janeen mend the farmer’s pants?
– With cabbage patches
Why didn’t the cashier laugh at Emily’s joke?
– It didn’t make any cents
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